For thousands of years, humans have been cleansing, resting, and nourishing their bodies with one thing in mind, good health. These days, detoxification is seen by some people as a fad. If you are a cannabis user, you may find yourself in a situation where you have to get rid of THC fast. The question is. How do you do it?
Unfortunately it is not easy to flush marijuana out of your system; however, you can mask it.
Depending on your metabolism and the amount of weed you use, marijuana can remain in your system anywhere from 72 hours to 12 weeks. That means that if you go for a marijuana drug test during that time, the results will be positive.
Do you have a marijuana drug test coming up? To avoid that marijuana test, one option you have is to fake sickness. The problem with that is, if caught you may find yourself in lots of trouble. If you haven’t smoked or ingested cannabis in a while but home tests still come out positive, delay the drug test as much as you can. One way to delay a drug test is to dilute your urine, diluting your urine by drinking lots of water may force the tester to reschedule the test.
Buy a test kit and use it before walking into a test room. If the results come out positive you have the following options.
Water And Diuretics
Drinking large amounts of water without electrolytes can lead to ‘water intoxication’. Water intoxication can kill you. To make the water safe, you should add electrolytes such as table salt or baking soda. Apart from water, other things you can use to dilute your urine are:
- Grape juice
- Herbal Tea
Note that, if you dilute urine the results may still be interpreted as positive or tampered. If caught your employer’s drug policy will determine what happens next.
How to use water
Drink at least 8 glasses of water with electrolytes until your urine is clear. To add color back to your urine, take B-vitamins. Remember, take it slow and if you reach your limit stop drinking water.
Tea will dilute urine faster than water alone, so drink lots of it.
Adulterating urine simply means adding a substance to it; it could be salt, ammonia, or anything else you can think off. When you add a little salt or ammonia to a urine sample, the ammonia will neutralize enzyme activity in the urine. If tested, the sample will test negative. Note that drug test manufacturers often warn testers about the possibility that ammonia or salt can be used as an adulterant. If PH or Creatinine tests are conducted on your sample, ammonia, salt, or bleach will be detected. However, these tests are rarely done.
The problem with ammonia is. The smell will give it away, so, instead of using ammonia you should consider:
- Hypochlorite Bleach
- Odorless hydrogen peroxide
- Laundry detergent
- Table salt
- Toilet bowl cleaner
Adulterants that drug tests won’t detect.
- Visine eye drops
The following tests are specifically designed to find the adulterants above excluding visine eye drops and isopropanol:
- PH: measure of alkalinity of a specimen.
- Specific gravity: this is a comparison of weight of a drop of urine to of a drop of distilled water.
- Creatinine: Creatinine is used as a marker for detecting urine dilution.
- Temperature: the temperature of urine is taken within four minutes, the difference in temperature determines if urine is adulterated.
- Nitrite: nitrite is found in most commercial adulterants.
- Gluteraldehyde: this is the active ingredient found in UrinAid.
Marijuana Detox Drinks
For $20 you can get yourself ‘Stinger’. Stinger flushes out toxins from your hair, blood, saliva and urine. You have to take it at least five hours before your marijuana drug test or you will fail. Note that the results are not uniform, it may work for some people and it may fail others. To be sure that it worked, you should also buy a home drug test kit.
How to use it
- Avoid caffeine or any dairy products before and after using it.
- Drink it at least two hours before your test.
- Refill the bottle four times with water.
It is very important that you refill the bottle only four times, if you overdo it you may water down the stinger rendering it useless.
Other drinks you should consider are:
- Clear choice rescue cleanse
- Mega drink cleansing drink by detoxify
- Lemon juice
- Toxin Rid
If you fear random drug tests or if you are an athlete, the best thing to do is to keep your doses low. When consumed in low doses, your body will get rid of THC very quickly and most of the methods above will be effective. So to be safe avoid over indulging.