Ever had sex on a trampoline? Why ask that you ask? Having sex while high is kind of like having sex on a trampoline, some of you may like it and others may fear or hate it.
In the past researchers told you that cannabis kills your libido, makes you infertile, and it reduces sexual performance. Normally this is the part where I’d quote some study to try and prove them wrong, according to Stanford University School, STOP! That’s boring, so I’ll just sum it up in one sentence, the guys at Stanford say that cannabis users have 20% more sex than the rest of us. You can read the full study here if you are into boring sciency stuff.
The important question is. Why do they say those things about weed?
Let me tell you a secret, just like tuna and avocados, Sativa strains increase heart rate and blood flow, why is that important?
Your muscles, heart, and blood vessels benefit from increased blood circulation. Also, increased blood flow boosts the flow of oxygen to all parts of your body including your unmentionables.
Ever wonder why you experience euphoria after smoking weed? According to researchers at the University of California, THC triggers the release of oxytocin, what is oxytocin, you ask?
When you hug someone you like or when you see a cute puppy. Your body releases a chemical that makes you feel good. That chemical is called oxytocin. When released, Oxytocin stimulates your endocannabinoid system by triggering the release of anandamide (bliss molecule) and that leads to increased motivation and happiness.
What Strains Should I Smoke Before I get Down and Dirty?
- Skunk 1
- Bubblegum kush
- Sour diesel
- Blue cheese
- Somango XL
- Northern light
- Granddaddy purple
- Strawberry cough
- Purple princes
- Cherry diesel
Ever heard of ‘weed dick’? According to urban dictionary, “weed dick occurs when a man experiences erectile dysfunction due to smoking too much pot”. An even better definition is “when one smokes too much marijuana and proceeds to fall asleep before sealing the deal”.
There are those of you who may say “that’s BS, weed helps sexual performance”, see the thing is, weed messes with your perception of time, in your head you may think that you lasted hours but in reality, this is what happened.
Some studies have found that smoking weed improves male sexual performance and others have found the opposite. For example, researchers have found that cannabis reduces the hormone that drives sexual desire (testosterone) in both men and women. Also, cannabis has been linked to erectile dysfunction. A study released by the Australian Research Center in Sex, Health and Society, concluded “cannabis was unrelated to sexual problems in women”, however, they have some bad news for men.
Some men who participated in the study reported an inability to reach orgasm while high, and others reported reaching orgasm too quickly and too slowly. The study concluded:
“Frequent cannabis use is associated with higher numbers of sexual partners for both men and women, and difficulties in men’s ability to orgasm as desired”
“Cotton vagina”, that is what you have to worry about if you are female. Cotton vagina is when your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed. This is a very easy problem to solve; all you need is a bucket of lube. Need I say more?
According to estimates, approximately 1 in 3 women find it difficult to orgasm during sex, are you one of them?
If you are what you don’t know is. When you smoke weed, Cannabinoids activate CB1 receptors in your brain and the result of that is sexual excitement.
Weed makes orgasms both for men and women more intense, I have no way to prove that so instead I dare you to try and get laid while high.
Another good thing about smoking weed is, it lowers inhibitions, meaning it makes you less-self conscious thus you can do things you’d never do while sober. For example, instead of doing it in the dark at midnight on a Thursday, you can do it on the couch on a Sunday afternoon. But remember, marijuana can also trigger panic attacks or anxiety and that can make things awkward.
How Much Weed Should you Smoke Before You do the Nasty?
If you have a penis, don’t overdo it. You don’t have to be completely stoned to enjoy sex. You see the thing is weed is a drug. That means that taking too much of it will have negative consequences. The good thing is. The side effects of marijuana don’t last too long thus if you experience anything negative, all you have to do is wait a few hours.
You know your body, thus you know how much to take, so I will let you decide.